Why can’t you take a turkey to church?
They use fowl language.
Why can’t you take a turkey to church?
They use fowl language.
What’s the most musical part of a turkey?
The drumstick.
If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one?
Goblet.
What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected fowl play.
What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?
Squash
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi.
How do Rednecks celebrate Thanksgiving?
Pump kin!
What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
A Har-VEST.
What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?
Your nose.