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Why can’t you take a turkey to church?

Why can’t you take a turkey to church?

They use fowl language.

What’s the most musical part of a turkey?

What’s the most musical part of a turkey?

The drumstick.

If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one?

If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one?

Goblet.

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

Why did the police arrest the turkey?

Why did the police arrest the turkey?

They suspected fowl play.

What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?

What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?

Squash

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Pumpkin pi.

How do Rednecks celebrate Thanksgiving?

How do Rednecks celebrate Thanksgiving?

Pump kin!

What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

A Har-VEST.

What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?

What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?

Your nose.

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