You couldn’t see a good cow pun if it was steering you right in the face.
Where do cows go on a first date?
To the mooooooooovies.
All the farmers cows stopped producing milk…
It was a case of real udder chaos.
Why do pandas like old movies?
Because they’re in black and white.
What do you call a cow stuck in cement?
An immooooovable object.
Why was the cow sad?
She was moody.
Where do rabbits go after they get married?
On a bunnymoon.
Two goldfish are in a tank.
One says to the other, “do you know how to drive this thing?”
Why did the secret service surround the president with dozens of cows?
They were trying to beef up security.
What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
It’s pasture bedtime.