You couldn’t see a good cow pun if it was steering you right in the face.
What do you call a sleeping cow?
Who is a polar bear’s favorite musician?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why did the grizzly get fired from his job?
Because he would only do the bear minimum.
Trying to train my dog was a Mastiff waste of time.
What do you call it when one cow spies on another?
A steak out.
What do you call a bears without ears?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What do you call a cow with no legs?