The past, present, and future walk into a bar.
It was tense.
Bar Jokes
Two chemists walk into a bar
Two chemists walk into a bar.
The first chemist says, “I’ll have a glass of H2O.”
The second chemist says, “I’ll have a glass of H20 too.”
The second chemist dies.
Two men walk into a bar. You’d think at least one of them would have ducked.
Two men walk into a bar. You’d think at least one of them would have ducked.
A polar bear walks into a bar
A polar bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender: “I’ll have a Gin and… Tonic.”
The bartender asks, “Why the big pause?”
And the polar bear replies, “I don’t know, I’ve always had them.”
C, Eb, and G walk into a bar.
C, Eb, and G walk into a bar.
The bartender, upon seeing them, says “sorry, we don’t serve minors.”
A ghost walks into a bar.
A ghost walks into a bar.
The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve spirits.”
A skeleton walks into a bar.
A skeleton walks into a bar.
He says, “Gimme a pint and a mop.”