Where do you get a birthday present for your cat?
From a cat-alogue.
Birthday jokes are the best! There’s a good chance it’s been a lifetime since you’ve heard most of these.
Where do you get a birthday present for your cat?
From a cat-alogue.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Because it was marble cake!
What sort of birthday cake do ghosts prefer?
An “I scream” cake
What goes up and never comes down?
Your age.
How do pickles celebrate their birthdays?
They relish the moment.
Did you hear about the tree’s birthday?
It was a sappy one!
What do you get a hunter for his birthday?
A birthday pheasant