Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.”
Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”
Birthday Jokes
Birthday jokes are the best! There’s a good chance it’s been a lifetime since you’ve heard most of these.
Where do you get a birthday present for your cat?
Where do you get a birthday present for your cat?
From a cat-alogue.
What sort of birthday cake do ghosts prefer?
What sort of birthday cake do ghosts prefer?
An “I scream” cake
What did the teddy bear say when it was offered some birthday cake?
What did the teddy bear say when it was offered some birthday cake?
No thanks, I’m stuffed.
What did the bald guy say when he was given a comb for his birthday?
What did the bald guy say when he was given a comb for his birthday?
Thanks, I’ll never part with it.
How do pickles celebrate their birthdays?
How do pickles celebrate their birthdays?
They relish the moment.
What do you say to a kangaroo on its birthday?
What do you say to a kangaroo on its birthday?
Hoppy Birthday!