Where do you get a birthday present for your cat?
From a cat-alogue.
Birthday Jokes
Birthday jokes are the best! There’s a good chance it’s been a lifetime since you’ve heard most of these.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Because it was marble cake!
What sort of birthday cake do ghosts prefer?
What sort of birthday cake do ghosts prefer?
An “I scream” cake
What goes up and never comes down?
What goes up and never comes down?
Your age.
How do pickles celebrate their birthdays?
How do pickles celebrate their birthdays?
They relish the moment.
Did you hear about the tree’s birthday?
Did you hear about the tree’s birthday?
It was a sappy one!
What do you get a hunter for his birthday?
What do you get a hunter for his birthday?
A birthday pheasant