What do you call the cat that was caught by the police?
The purrpatrator.
Cat Jokes
What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.
What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo?
What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo?
An eskimew!
What is a cat’s favorite song?
What is a cat’s favorite song?
Three Blind Mice.
Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide?
Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide?
Because he’s always spotted.
What do you call a pile of kittens?
What do you call a pile of kittens?
A meowntain.
Why don’t cats like online shopping?
Why don’t cats like online shopping?
They prefer a cat-alogue.
Why did the cat wear a dress?
Why did the cat wear a dress?
Because she was feline fine.
Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
To keep an eye on the mouse!
Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle?
Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle?
There are too many cheetahs.