What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.
Cat Jokes
Why did the cat wear a dress?
Why did the cat wear a dress?
Because she was feline fine.
What would a cat say if you stepped on its tail?
What would a cat say if you stepped on its tail?
“Me-OW!”
Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle?
Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle?
There are too many cheetahs.
What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo?
What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo?
An eskimew!
Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide?
Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide?
Because he’s always spotted.
What did the alien say to the cat?
What did the alien say to the cat?
“Take me to your litter.”
Why don’t cats like online shopping?
Why don’t cats like online shopping?
They prefer a cat-alogue.
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
-Grammarly
Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
To keep an eye on the mouse!