What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo?
An eskimew!
Cat Jokes
What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?
What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?
You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.
What’s a cat’s favorite dessert?
What’s a cat’s favorite dessert?
A mice cream cone.
Why don’t cats like online shopping?
Why don’t cats like online shopping?
They prefer a cat-alogue.
Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
To keep an eye on the mouse!
What did the alien say to the cat?
What did the alien say to the cat?
“Take me to your litter.”
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
-Grammarly
What do you call it when your cat gets hurt?
What do you call it when your cat gets hurt?
A cat-astrophe.
What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.
How do cats get over a fight?
How do cats get over a fight?
They hiss and make up.