When should you go on a cheese diet?
When you need to cheddar few pounds.
Cheese Puns
Do you know Paul McCartney’s favorite lyric about cheese?
Did you hear Paul McCartney’s greatest hit about cheese?
“Whisper words of wisdom, let it brie.”
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie.
Don’t eat too much cheese dip
When you’re at a party, don’t eat too much cheese dip…
You might end up with a bad queso diarrhea.
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese.
When should you keep an eye on your cheese?
When should you keep an eye on your cheese?
When it’s up to no gouda.
I love you. I miss you…
I love you. I miss you.
I’m so provolone without you.
Why wouldn’t the cheddar hang out with the knife?
Why wouldn’t the cheddar hang out with the knife?
He had grater plans!
Did you hear about the guy who hit on every girl in the room using cheesy pickup lines?
Did you hear about the guy who hit on every girl in the room using cheesy pickup lines?
How dairy!
What music does cheese listen to?
What music does cheese listen to?
R & Brie.