Tennis Shoes

Her: “Magazines are actually cheap. You can get ten issues for $10.”

Me: “Wow that is cheap. I actually need a new pair of tennis shoes.”

Unlawful vs Illegal

What’s the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.

Kleenex

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Put a little boogie in it.