Clydesdale and a Pony

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse.

Well that was rich

A genie asked, “What’s your first wish?”

I said, “I wish I was rich!”

The genie then asked, “What’s your second wish, Rich?”

Unlawful vs Illegal

What’s the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.

Microwave

Microwave – A hand gesture used by a small person to say hello.