Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.
Owls say who?
Yes, they do.
I tried a new restaurant this week. I ordered the duck.
It was good, but the bill was hard to swallow.
What do Italian ghosts have for dinner?
What do you call a dog magician?
What did the ocean say to the boat?
Nothing, it just waved.
Nun of your business!
What is a cat’s favorite color?
I said to my dad, “What rhymes with orange?”
He replied, “no it doesn’t.”
Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?
Because people kept toasting him!