Yard Sticks

Does anyone know why they won’t be making yardsticks any longer?


Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?


Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!

Four Year Old Son

I tried to explain to my four-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants…

He’s not buying it. In fact, he’s still making fun of me.