Yard Sticks

Does anyone know why they won’t be making yardsticks any longer?

Lettuce

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!

Four Year Old Son

I tried to explain to my four-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants…

He’s not buying it. In fact, he’s still making fun of me.