Does anyone know why they won’t be making yardsticks any longer?
What do you call a dog magician?
Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
Where do mermaids see movies?
I’ve just been diagnosed as color blind.
I know, it really came out of the purple.
I tried to explain to my four-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants…
He’s not buying it. In fact, he’s still making fun of me.
What do you call a bears without ears?
What do you call wood when it’s scared?
If Jesus and Poseidon ever fought…
Jesus would walk all over him.
Where do you get a birthday present for your cat?
From a cat-alogue.