Thanks to autocorrect, 1 in 5 children will be getting a visit from Satan this Christmas.
Why did the computer show up at work late?
It had a hard drive.
Patient: Doctor, I need your help. I’m addicted to checking my Twitter!
Doctor: I’m so sorry, I don’t follow.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn’t putting in enough shifts.
Why did the PowerPoint Presentation cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
How does a computer get drunk?
It takes screenshots.
Mom: Do you know how to use Outlook?
Me: As a matter of fact, I Excel at it.
Mom: Was that a Microsoft Office pun?
Why did the blonde put water on her computer?
To wash the Windows.
Mom: How make chicken
Mom: Where buy chicken
Daughter: Mom, this isn’t Google. You’re texting me.
Why are iPhone chargers not called Apple Juice?!