You couldn’t see a good cow pun if it was steering you right in the face.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!
What do Italian ghosts have for dinner?
I had a dream last night that I was a muffler…
I woke up exhausted.
What do you say to a kangaroo on its birthday?
Are any Halloween monsters good at math?
No—unless you Count Dracula!
Where do mermaids see movies?
What do you call a dog magician?
How do pickles celebrate their birthdays?
They relish the moment.