You couldn’t see a good cow pun if it was steering you right in the face.
What do you call it when one cow spies on another?
A steak out.
All the farmers cows stopped producing milk…
It was a case of real udder chaos.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose.
Deja moo: The feeling you get when you have heard the same bull before.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
Where do cows go on a first date?
To the mooooooooovies.
How did the cow go over the mooooon?
It flew through udder space.
I had to stop telling cow puns…
Because I always butchered them.