Well that was rich

A genie asked, “What’s your first wish?”

I said, “I wish I was rich!”

The genie then asked, “What’s your second wish, Rich?”

Forrest Gump

What’s Forrest Gump’s email password?

1forrest1

Chicken Coups

Why do chicken coups only have two doors?

Because if they had four, they’d be chicken sedans.