Bra and a Hat

What did the bra say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I’ll hold up here.

Tennis Shoes

Her: “Magazines are actually cheap. You can get ten issues for $10.”

Me: “Wow that is cheap. I actually need a new pair of tennis shoes.”

Ordered the Duck

I tried a new restaurant this week. I ordered the duck.

It was good, but the bill was hard to swallow.