Rocks

Why don’t rocks like to talk to people?

Because we take them for granite.

Toothpaste

I dropped my toothpaste this morning.

I was Crestfallen.

Ham Sandwich

A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer.

The bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”

Not so grape…

What did the grapes say when they got run over?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.