Well that was rich

A genie asked, “What’s your first wish?”

I said, “I wish I was rich!”

The genie then asked, “What’s your second wish, Rich?”

Chicken Coups

Why do chicken coups only have two doors?

Because if they had four, they’d be chicken sedans.

Dad?

“Dad?” —Zebra looking at a piano
– Sam Grittner

Unlawful vs Illegal

What’s the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.