Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.

Unlawful vs Illegal

What’s the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.


What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit?

A ba-na-na-na.


What do you call watches linking up to form a belt?

A complete waist of time.