My dog never stands up for herself.
She just rolls over.
Dog Puns
Because it was a hot dog
Why did the Dachshund sit in the shade?
Because it was a hot dog.
He didn’t want to be spotted
Why do Dalmatians hide from people?
Because they don’t want to be spotted.
Thanks fur everything
What did the polite dog say?
Thanks fur everything!
Today has been ruff
Today has been ruff.