Unlawful vs Illegal

What’s the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.

Well that was rich

A genie asked, “What’s your first wish?”

I said, “I wish I was rich!”

The genie then asked, “What’s your second wish, Rich?”

Calendar Manufacturer

I used to have a job at a calendar manufacturer but got fired because I took a couple days off.

Chicken Coups

Why do chicken coups only have two doors?

Because if they had four, they’d be chicken sedans.