A three-legged dog who lost his father walks into a bar and says to the bartender, ‘I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.’
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
If Jesus and Poseidon ever fought…
Jesus would walk all over him.
Why was the cow sad?
She was moody.
Why do chicken coups only have two doors?
Because if they had four, they’d be chicken sedans.
How do farmers make crop circles?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Well, I’m not going to spread it!
What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
What did one plate say to the other plate?
Lunch is on me.
Microwave – A hand gesture used by a small person to say hello.