3 Legged Dog

A three-legged dog who lost his father walks into a bar and says to the bartender, ‘I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.’

Chicken Coups

Why do chicken coups only have two doors?

Because if they had four, they’d be chicken sedans.

Beethoven

What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit?

A ba-na-na-na.

Microwave

Microwave – A hand gesture used by a small person to say hello.