Chicken Coups

Why do chicken coups only have two doors?

Because if they had four, they’d be chicken sedans.

Tennis Shoes

Her: “Magazines are actually cheap. You can get ten issues for $10.”

Me: “Wow that is cheap. I actually need a new pair of tennis shoes.”


Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.


I dropped my toothpaste this morning.

I was Crestfallen.

Well that was rich

A genie asked, “What’s your first wish?”

I said, “I wish I was rich!”

The genie then asked, “What’s your second wish, Rich?”