Fed-Ex and UPS Merger

Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging.

They’re going to be Fed-Up from now on.

Seagulls

Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.

Ordered the Duck

I tried a new restaurant this week. I ordered the duck.

It was good, but the bill was hard to swallow.