3 Legged Dog

A three-legged dog who lost his father walks into a bar and says to the bartender, ‘I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.’

Ordered the Duck

I tried a new restaurant this week. I ordered the duck.

It was good, but the bill was hard to swallow.

Clydesdale and a Pony

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse.