Why do pandas like old movies?
Because they’re in black and white.
How did the cow go over the mooooon?
It flew through udder space.
What do you call a bears without ears?
I’d tell you a chemistry joke…
But I know I wouldn’t get a reaction.
What did one plate say to the other plate?
Lunch is on me.
Why was the math book depressed?
It had a lot of problems.
At least he was honest?
A patient visits his doctor and says: “Doc, last night I made a Freudian slip. I was having dinner with my mother-in-law and wanted to say: ‘Could you please pass the butter.’ But instead I said: ‘You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life’.”
Why was the broom late?
Where do mermaids see movies?