What did one plate say to the other plate?
Lunch is on me.
Food Puns
Why did the can-crusher quit his job?
Why did the can-crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda-pressing.
I hate jokes about German sausages.
I hate jokes about German sausages.
They’re the wurst.
Our wedding was so beautiful…
Our wedding was so beautiful…
Even the cake was in tiers.
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie.
I thought about going on an all almond diet…
I thought about going on an all almond diet.
But that’s just nuts.
I would avoid the sushi if I were you.
I would avoid the sushi if I were you.
It’s a little fishy.