Don’t go bacon my heart.
I couldn’t if I fried.
Food Puns
What do you call a chatty potato?
What do you call a chatty potato?
A commentator.
The price of candy at the movie theater is ridiculous.
The price of candy at the movie theater is ridiculous.
I know, they’re always raisinet!
Why wouldn’t the cheddar hang out with the knife?
Why wouldn’t the cheddar hang out with the knife?
He had grater plans!
Our wedding was so beautiful…
Our wedding was so beautiful…
Even the cake was in tiers.
What do you call it when you can’t wait for the waiter to put cheese on top of your pasta?
What do you call it when you can’t wait for the waiter to put cheese on top of your pasta?
Grate expectations.
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie.