Microwave – A hand gesture used by a small person to say hello.

Well that was rich

A genie asked, “What’s your first wish?”

I said, “I wish I was rich!”

The genie then asked, “What’s your second wish, Rich?”

Samsung Store

What do you call a group of security guards outside a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

Bra and a Hat

What did the bra say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I’ll hold up here.