Watches

What do you call watches linking up to form a belt?

A complete waist of time.

Holy Water

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

3 Legged Dog

A three-legged dog who lost his father walks into a bar and says to the bartender, ‘I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.’

Samsung Store

What do you call a group of security guards outside a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.