Clydesdale and a Pony

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse.

Calendar Manufacturer

I used to have a job at a calendar manufacturer but got fired because I took a couple days off.

Gallon Jug

The inventor of the gallon jug died today.

Tributes have been pouring in.

Not so grape…

What did the grapes say when they got run over?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.