A guy came home and was greeted by his wife

A guy came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in sexy lingerie.

“Tie me up,” she purred softly, “And you can do anything you want.”

So he tied her up and went golfing.

One day, a newlywed couple arrive home from their honeymoon.

One day, a newlywed couple arrive home from their honeymoon.

The new wife tells her husband, “I think it’s time for you to stop playing golf. In fact, you might as well sell all of your clubs.”

The husband replies, “You’re starting to sound like my ex-wife.”

His wife says, “I thought you said you’ve never been married before?”

The husband says, “I haven’t.”