I guess it just lost its spark.
4th of July Jokes
Don’t let America turn another year older without you adding to the festivities and fun with JOKES. That’s right, 4th of July jokes. These are sure to have everyone bursting in laughter.
I put a picture of the USA in a heart locket to celebrate the 4th of July…
Now it is truly independent
Amidst all of the distractions on this 4th of July, let’s not forget what we’re celebrating
That the British blew a 13 colony lead.
Merry 4th of July! The difference between Uncle Sam and Santa Claus is…
Santa Claus gives notes with his presents.
But Uncle Sam takes note of your presence.
My dog hates the 4th of July
Not because of the fireworks or anything.
He’s just going through a communist phase right now.
Brits have more reason than most to celebrate 4th of July
242 years of officially being separated from America is something to be happy about.
Does Britain have the 4th of July?
Or do the calendars just go July 3rd, July 5th, July 6th?
This 4th of July, remember: Alcohol and Fireworks do NOT mix
Spilling even a little beer on a fuse can ruin fireworks.
Why the 4th of July?
J is the 1st,
U is the 2nd,
L is the 3rd,
Y is the 4th
Happy 4th of July!