I guess it just lost its spark.
Now it is truly independent
That the British blew a 13 colony lead.
Santa Claus gives notes with his presents.
But Uncle Sam takes note of your presence.
Not because of the fireworks or anything.
He’s just going through a communist phase right now.
242 years of officially being separated from America is something to be happy about.
Or do the calendars just go July 3rd, July 5th, July 6th?
Spilling even a little beer on a fuse can ruin fireworks.
J is the 1st,
U is the 2nd,
L is the 3rd,
Y is the 4th
Happy 4th of July!