Or as I like to call it: Brexit 1776
If the 4th of July is independence Day, why isn’t 17th February Shawshank redemption day? It was a much better film.
And aim them at the British.
The only time of the year Americans say the day and month in the correct order.
The day the average IQ of the British Empire jumped 100 points with a single signature.
Buy some saltines, light them on fire.
Boom – firecrackers.
It is Indy-pendants day after all
Except drinking and smoking weed. I mean, I AM only twenty, that stuff’s dangerous!
Nothing says America like watching money go up in smoke!
On the contrary, I have known marriage to prevent a failure.
A friend of mine married an heiress, and she saved him from insolvency.
(Found in a newspaper from July, 4th 1890).