What happened to the Easter bunny at school?
He was eggspelled.
Holiday Jokes
What was the turkey suspected of?
What was the turkey suspected of?
Fowl play.
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?
It’s been nice gnawing you.
What did one Easter egg say to the other?
What did one Easter egg say to the other?
Heard any good yolks today?
What’s St. Nicholas’s favorite measurement in the metric system?
What’s St. Nicholas’s favorite measurement in the metric system?
The Santameter!
Why was the Easter bunny upset?
Why was the Easter bunny upset?
He was having a bad hare day.
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Santa Clues!
What do you call a pilgrims vocabulary?
What do you call a pilgrims vocabulary?
Pilgrammar.
Why did the children call St. Nick “Santa Caus”?
Why did the children call St. Nick “Santa Caus”?
Because there was Noël.
What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?
What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?
Your nose.