What did sick people do on the Mayflower?
They went to the dock!
What did sick people do on the Mayflower?
They went to the dock!
What do you say to your single friends on Valentine’s Day?
Happy Independence Day!
Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Yes, it is February 14th.
What’s wrong with Easter jokes?
They crack you up.
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?
It was eggs-cellent.
How does the Easter bunny stay fit?
Eggs-ercise
What did one Easter egg say to the other?
Heard any good yolks today?
What happened to the Easter bunny at school?
He was eggspelled.
Why was the Easter bunny upset?
He was having a bad hare day.
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after.