Tell the Punchline first.
How do you ruin a joke?
Jokes for Kids
Puns make me numb
Puns make me numb.
But math puns make me number.
What did the sushi say to the other sushi?
What did the sushi say to the other sushi when they crossed paths?
Wasabi!
What does Alexander the Great have in common with Winnie the Pooh?
What does Alexander the Great have in common with Winnie the Pooh?
Same middle name.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Owls say.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
Yes, they do.
What Rhymes with Orange?
I said to my dad, “What rhymes with orange?”
He replied, “no it doesn’t.”
I’m so good at sleeping
I’m so good at sleeping.
I can do it with my eyes closed.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
He neverlands.