What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese.
Jokes for Kids
What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.
I thought about going on an all almond diet…
I thought about going on an all almond diet.
But that’s just nuts.
What’s a golfer’s favorite letter?
What’s a golfer’s favorite letter?
Tee.
What do you call at cat that goes bowling?
What do you call at cat that goes bowling?
An alley cat.
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired!
Why are skeletons so good at chopping down trees?
Why are skeletons so good at chopping down trees?
They’re LUMBARjacks!
What happened to the pirate ship that sank in the sea full of sharks?
What happened to the pirate ship that sank in the sea full of sharks?
It came back with a skeleton crew!