Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
He was perfecting his swing.
Jokes for Kids
What is the name of the witch who lives in the desert?
What is the name of the witch who lives in the desert?
Sand-witch!
What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An Investigator.
Seagulls
Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.
Classic Gladys
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys time for dinner! I’m famished!
One time I fell in love during a backflip.
One time I fell in love during a backflip.
I was heels over head.
Yo mama is so outgoing
Yo mama is so outgoing that she is, at this very moment…
In space.
What time is it when an elephant steps on your golf ball?
What time is it when an elephant steps on your golf ball?
Time to get a new ball!