Wooden shoe

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Wooden shoe.

Wooden shoe who?

Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

Seagulls

Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.

Dentist

What time did the man go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.

Stopwatch

Knock! Knock

Who’s there?

Stopwatch.

Stopwatch who?

Stopwatch you’re doing and pay attention!

Chicken Coups

Why do chicken coups only have two doors?

Because if they had four, they’d be chicken sedans.