What kind of construction are dogs best at?
Roofing.
Jokes for Kids
A Labracadabrador
What do you call a dog magician?
A Labracadabrador.
He didn’t want to be spotted
Why do Dalmatians hide from people?
Because they don’t want to be spotted.
How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
You rocket.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was poultry in motion.
Yo mama is so outgoing
Yo mama is so outgoing that she is, at this very moment…
In space.
Joe Momma
Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Joe Momma!
What did the teddy bear say when it was offered some birthday cake?
What did the teddy bear say when it was offered some birthday cake?
No thanks, I’m stuffed.
Why was the cow sad?
Why was the cow sad?
She was moody.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.
It’s impossible to put down.