Why don’t rocks like to talk to people?
Because we take them for granite.
Jokes for Kids
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin!
Noah Needs Some Grub
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Noah?
Noah who?
Noah good place I can grab something to eat?
Are any Halloween monsters good at math?
Are any Halloween monsters good at math?
No—unless you Count Dracula!
Why did the can-crusher quit his job?
Why did the can-crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda-pressing.
Spell who?
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O.
He didn’t want to be spotted
Why do Dalmatians hide from people?
Because they don’t want to be spotted.
What has hundreds of ears but can’t hear a thing?
What has hundreds of ears but can’t hear a thing?
A cornfield!
What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.
I love your shoes
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive your shoes! They’re so cute!!!!!!!!!