What kind of construction are dogs best at?
Roofing.
What kind of construction are dogs best at?
Roofing.
What do you call a dog magician?
A Labracadabrador.
Why do Dalmatians hide from people?
Because they don’t want to be spotted.
How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
You rocket.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was poultry in motion.
Yo mama is so outgoing that she is, at this very moment…
In space.
Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Joe Momma!
What did the teddy bear say when it was offered some birthday cake?
No thanks, I’m stuffed.
Why was the cow sad?
She was moody.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.
It’s impossible to put down.