What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
A ba-na-na-na.
Jokes for Kids
Who was the most famous skeleton detective?
Who was the most famous skeleton detective?
Sherlock Bones.
What did the teddy bear say when it was offered some birthday cake?
What did the teddy bear say when it was offered some birthday cake?
No thanks, I’m stuffed.
What do you call wood when it’s scared?
What do you call wood when it’s scared?
Petrified!
Classic Gladys
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys time for dinner! I’m famished!
Why was the cow sad?
Why was the cow sad?
She was moody.
Yo mama is so outgoing
Yo mama is so outgoing that she is, at this very moment…
In space.
Where do flowers like to shop in Spring?
Where do flowers like to shop in Spring?
Bloomingdale’s.
What did one plate say to the other plate?
What did one plate say to the other plate?
Lunch is on me.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.
It’s impossible to put down.