Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Jokes for Kids
Seagulls
Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.
Dentist
What time did the man go to the dentist?
Tooth-hurty.
Why did the tractor go to the doctor?
Why did the tractor go to the doctor?
Because he wasn’t wheeling well.
The rotation of the earth…
The rotation of the earth really makes my day.
What do you call wood when it’s scared?
What do you call wood when it’s scared?
Petrified!
Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle?
Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle?
There are too many cheetahs.
Stopwatch
Knock! Knock
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and pay attention!
Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?
Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?
He had no body to dance with!
Chicken Coups
Why do chicken coups only have two doors?
Because if they had four, they’d be chicken sedans.