Seagulls

Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.

Well that was rich

A genie asked, “What’s your first wish?”

I said, “I wish I was rich!”

The genie then asked, “What’s your second wish, Rich?”

Need a little help?

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Needle.

Needle who?

Needle little help getting in the door!