Beethoven

What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit?

A ba-na-na-na.

Tennis Shoes

Her: “Magazines are actually cheap. You can get ten issues for $10.”

Me: “Wow that is cheap. I actually need a new pair of tennis shoes.”

Two blondes fell down a hole

Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, ‘It’s dark in here isn’t it?’

The other replied, ‘I don’t know; I can’t see.’