Lettuce

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!

I love your shoes

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Olive.

Olive who?

Olive your shoes! They’re so cute!!!!!!!!!

Wooden shoe

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Wooden shoe.

Wooden shoe who?

Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

Classic Gladys

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Gladys.

Gladys who?

Gladys time for dinner! I’m famished!