Deja vu

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Deja.

Deja who?

Knock! Knock!

Cashews

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Cash.

Cash who?

No thank you, I prefer peanuts.

Don’t Go Bananas

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

Radio

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Radio.

Radio who?

Radio not, here I come!

King Tut-key

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

King Tut.

King Tut who?

King Tut-key Fried Chicken!

Wooden shoe

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Wooden shoe.

Wooden shoe who?

Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

Brrrrr!

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Scold.

Scold who?

Scold outside, let me in!

Joe Momma

Knock-knock

Who’s there?

Joe.

Joe who?

Joe Momma!

Amnesia

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Otto.

Otto who?

Otto know. I’ve got amnesia.

Stopwatch

Knock! Knock

Who’s there?

Stopwatch.

Stopwatch who?

Stopwatch you’re doing and pay attention!