Amnesia

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Otto.

Otto who?

Otto know. I’ve got amnesia.

Bathtub

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Dwayne.

Dwayne who?

Dwayne the bathtub! It’s overflowing!

Honeybee

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Honeybee.

Honeybee who?

Honeybee a dear and eat the rest of your dinner, please.

Europe

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Europe.

Europe who?

No, you’re a poo!

Art too

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Art.

Art who?

R2-D2, of course!

Spell who?

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Spell.

Spell who?

W-H-O.

Don’t Go Bananas

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

Cashews

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Cash.

Cash who?

No thank you, I prefer peanuts.

Leaf

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Leaf.

Leaf who?

Leaf me alone already!