Bathtub

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Dwayne.

Dwayne who?

Dwayne the bathtub! It’s overflowing!

Classic Gladys

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Gladys.

Gladys who?

Gladys time for dinner! I’m famished!

Ken is at it again

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Ken.

Ken who?

Ken I come in? it’s raining out here.

Stopwatch

Knock! Knock

Who’s there?

Stopwatch.

Stopwatch who?

Stopwatch you’re doing and pay attention!

Europe

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Europe.

Europe who?

No, you’re a poo!

Cashews

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Cash.

Cash who?

No thank you, I prefer peanuts.