What do you call a number that can’t keep still?

A roamin’ numeral.

What do you call a number that can’t keep still?

A roamin’ numeral.

What did Al Gore play on his guitar?

An Al-gorithm!

Why do teenagers travel in groups of 3 or 5?

Because they can’t even.

What did one math book say to the other?

Don’t bother me I’ve got my own problems!

Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average?

It was a mean thing to say!

Never trust math teachers who use graph paper.

They’re always plotting something.

Why do plants hate math?

It gives them square roots.

I’ll do algebra, I’ll do trig. I’ll even do statistics.

But graphing is where I draw the line!

What do you call dudes who love math?

Algebros.

Why did seven eat nine?

Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day!