Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers?

They’d stop at nothing to avoid them.

Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers?

They’d stop at nothing to avoid them.

I’ll do algebra, I’ll do trig. I’ll even do statistics.

But graphing is where I draw the line!

Why does nobody talk to circles?

Because there is no point.

Why was the math book depressed?

It had a lot of problems.

Why was the equal sign so humble?

Because she knew she wasn’t greater than or less than anyone else.

Why do teenagers travel in groups of 3 or 5?

Because they can’t even.

What do you call the number 7 and the number 3 when they go out on a date?

The odd couple (but 7 is in her prime).

What do you call dudes who love math?

Algebros.

Dear Algebra, stop trying to find your X.

They’re never coming back–don’t ask Y.

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

Pumpkin pi.