After a sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.”

“But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer.

“I know,” says the sheepdog. “But I rounded them up.”

After a sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.”

“But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer.

“I know,” says the sheepdog. “But I rounded them up.”

I’ll do algebra, I’ll do trig. I’ll even do statistics.

But graphing is where I draw the line!

What did one math book say to the other?

Don’t bother me I’ve got my own problems!

Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers?

They’d stop at nothing to avoid them.

What does the zero say to the eight?

Nice belt!

What do you call a number that can’t keep still?

A roamin’ numeral.

Why do teenagers travel in groups of 3 or 5?

Because they can’t even.

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

Pumpkin pi.

What do you call friends who love math?

Algebros.

Teacher: Why are you doing your multiplication on the floor?

Student: You told me not to use tables.