You know what seems odd to me?

Numbers that aren’t divisible by two.

You know what seems odd to me?

Numbers that aren’t divisible by two.

Teacher: Why are you doing your multiplication on the floor?

Student: You told me not to use tables.

Why was the fraction apprehensive about marrying the decimal?

Because he would have to convert.

Why should you never talk to Pi?

Because she’ll go on and on and on forever.

Never trust math teachers who use graph paper.

They’re always plotting something.

What do you call the number 7 and the number 3 when they go out on a date?

The odd couple (but 7 is in her prime).

Why was the equal sign so humble?

Because she knew she wasn’t greater than or less than anyone else.

Why do teenagers travel in groups of 3 or 5?

Because they can’t even.

After a sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.”

“But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer.

“I know,” says the sheepdog. “But I rounded them up.”

Why do plants hate math?

It gives them square roots.