Why did seven eat nine?

Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day!

Why did seven eat nine?

Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day!

Why was the equal sign so humble?

Because she knew she wasn’t greater than or less than anyone else.

What do you call the number 7 and the number 3 when they go out on a date?

The odd couple (but 7 is in her prime).

Why do plants hate math?

It gives them square roots.

Why does nobody talk to circles?

Because there is no point.

**Did you hear the one about the statistician?**

Probably.

What do you call a number that can’t keep still?

A roamin’ numeral.

Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers?

They’d stop at nothing to avoid them.

Dear Algebra, stop trying to find your X.

They’re never coming back–don’t ask Y.

What does the zero say to the eight?

Nice belt!