Best trade I’ve ever made
Minecraft Jokes
Building and breaking blocks is way more fun when you can tell jokes about it. Minecraft jokes that is.
My speech impediment didn’t stop my dad from listening to me when I asked for Minecraft for my birthday.
So why did he give me a book about something called “fascism?”
I’m trying to stop playing Fortnite to get Minecraft
I need it for my own sake lol just like every other person. Minecraft should be for free so people can change their ways lol
The Foreign Exchange Student
An architect student walks into his classroom one morning to find the professor about to make an announcement.
“Future architects, I present to you Max. He’s here doing a semester abroad from Europe! Please help him feel welcome!”
The architect student took it upon himself to befriend the foreign exchange student to make him feel at home. A few weeks go by and the deadline for the first sketch assignment rolls along. On the day the assignment is due, the Professor asks everyone to pull out their work and put it on his desk. As the foreign exchange student pulls out his work, the architect student is astounded at the sheer intricacy and thought he put into his work. “How did you pull off something that wonderful?!” asked the architect student.
The foreign exchange student replied: “Well Mein Freund, it is Minecraft!” (Mein Craft)