The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.
What do you call a cow stuck in cement?
An immooooovable object.
All the farmers cows stopped producing milk…
It was a case of real udder chaos.
Why do pandas like old movies?
Because they’re in black and white.
A steak pun is a rare medium, well done.
What do you call a bear without any teeth?
A gummy bear.
What do you call it when one cow spies on another?
A steak out.
What is the difference between a panda and a polar bear?
About 3,000 miles.
Where do cows go on a first date?
To the mooooooooovies.
My dog never stands up for herself.
She just rolls over.