How much do you love me?
I love you from my head tomatoes.
Relationship Jokes
What does the ghost call his true love?
What does the ghost call his true love?
My ghoul-friend.
My wife complained about my obsession with golf.
My wife complained about my obsession with golf.
I asked her if it was driving a wedge between us.
What do you call two birds in love?
What do you call two birds in love?
Tweet-hearts!
One time I fell in love during a backflip.
One time I fell in love during a backflip.
I was heels over head.
What happened when the two vampires went on a blind date?
What happened when the two vampires went on a blind date?
It was love at first bite.
Why shouldn’t you fall in love with a pastry chef?
Why shouldn’t you fall in love with a pastry chef?
He’ll dessert you.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive, who?
Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it.
What did one boat say to the other?
What did one boat say to the other?
Are you up for a little row-mance?
Daddy, why are all those cars beeping their horns?
Q: Daddy, why are all those cars beeping their horns?
A: Because there’s a wedding happening.
Q: Don’t we use the horn as a warning signal?
A: Exactly, son.