The rotation of the earth really makes my day.
Two chemists walk into a bar.
The first chemist says, “I’ll have a glass of H2O.”
The second chemist says, “I’ll have a glass of H20 too.”
The second chemist dies.
Where do flowers like to shop in Spring?
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.
It’s impossible to put down.
I’d tell you a chemistry joke…
But I know I wouldn’t get a reaction.