Unlawful vs Illegal

What’s the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.

Joe Momma

Knock-knock

Who’s there?

Joe.

Joe who?

Joe Momma!

Seagulls

Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.

Beethoven

What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit?

A ba-na-na-na.