Kleenex

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Put a little boogie in it.

Forrest Gump

What’s Forrest Gump’s email password?

1forrest1

Stopwatch

Knock! Knock

Who’s there?

Stopwatch.

Stopwatch who?

Stopwatch you’re doing and pay attention!

Samsung Store

What do you call a group of security guards outside a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.