If pilgrims traveled on the Mayflower, what do college students travel on?
Scholar ships.
Thanksgiving Jokes
When do you serve tofu turkey?
When do you serve tofu turkey?
Pranksgiving.
What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
Boy! I’m stuffed!
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi.
What did the turkey say to the computer?
What did the turkey say to the computer?
Google, google, google!
How do Rednecks celebrate Thanksgiving?
How do Rednecks celebrate Thanksgiving?
Pump kin!
What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?
What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?
Squash
What key has legs and can’t open doors?
What key has legs and can’t open doors?
A Turkey.
What do you call the age of a pilgrim?
What do you call the age of a pilgrim?
Pilgrimage.
What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him!