What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
Wing! Wing!
Thanksgiving Jokes
What was the turkey suspected of?
What was the turkey suspected of?
Fowl play.
What do you call a pilgrims vocabulary?
What do you call a pilgrims vocabulary?
Pilgrammar.
What kind of face does a pilgrim make when he’s in pain?
What kind of face does a pilgrim make when he’s in pain?
Pil-grimace.
What do you call the age of a pilgrim?
What do you call the age of a pilgrim?
Pilgrimage.
What did the turkey say to the computer?
What did the turkey say to the computer?
Google, google, google!
What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot.
Why does a pilgrim’s pants always fall down?
Why does a pilgrim’s pants always fall down?
Because they wear their belt buckle on their hat.
What do you call a running turkey?
What do you call a running turkey?
Fast food.
What key has legs and can’t open doors?
What key has legs and can’t open doors?
A Turkey.