What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
Wing! Wing!
What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
Wing! Wing!
What was the turkey suspected of?
Fowl play.
What do you call a pilgrims vocabulary?
Pilgrammar.
What kind of face does a pilgrim make when he’s in pain?
Pil-grimace.
What do you call the age of a pilgrim?
Pilgrimage.
What did the turkey say to the computer?
Google, google, google!
What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot.
Why does a pilgrim’s pants always fall down?
Because they wear their belt buckle on their hat.
What do you call a running turkey?
Fast food.
What key has legs and can’t open doors?
A Turkey.