What do birds say on Halloween to get candy?
Twick-or-tweet
Bought some shoes from a drug dealer
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.
What does a baker put on his bed?
What does a baker put on his bed?
Cookie sheets.
What did Al Gore play on his guitar?
What did Al Gore play on his guitar?
An Al-gorithm!
Two goldfish are in a tank.
Two goldfish are in a tank.
One says to the other, “do you know how to drive this thing?”
Where do mermaids see movies?
Where do mermaids see movies?
The dive-in.
Bathtub
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub! It’s overflowing!
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire!
What does a panda ghost eat?
What does a panda ghost eat?
Bam-BOO!
Nun
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Nun.
Nun who?
Nun of your business!