I would tell another chemistry joke…
but all the good ones Argon.
I dare you to lower your body temperature to absolute zero.
I dare you to lower your body temperature to absolute zero.
I promise you’ll be 0K.
Why did the bear dissolve in water?
Why did the bear dissolve in water?
It was a polar bear.
What did the thermometer say to the measuring cylinder?
What did the thermometer say to the measuring cylinder?
“You may be graduated, but I have several degrees.”
Why did the attacking army use acid?
Why did the attacking army use acid?
To neutralize the enemy’s base.
What’s the difference between chemistry jokes and physics jokes?
What’s the difference between chemistry jokes and physics jokes?
Chemistry jokes can be funny periodically, but physics jokes have more potential.
What’s Iron Man’s favorite amusement park ride?
What’s Iron Man’s favorite amusement park ride?
The ferrous wheel.
What’s a chemist’s favorite type of dog?
What’s a chemist’s favorite type of dog?
A Laboratory retriever.
How did the hipster chemist burn his hand?
How did the hipster chemist burn his hand?
He picked up his beaker before it was cool.
Someone threw sodium chloride at me.
Someone threw sodium chloride at me.
I yelled, “That’s a salt!”