What do you say to a kangaroo on its birthday?
Hoppy Birthday!
He asked me to play doctor
The seven-year old girl told her mom, “A boy in my class asked me to play doctor.”
“Oh, dear,” the mother nervously sighed. “What happened, honey?”
“Nothing, he made me wait 45 minutes and then double-billed the insurance company.”
Europe
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you’re a poo!
What is a cat’s favorite color?
What is a cat’s favorite color?
Purrrple.
Can February March?
Can February March?
No, but April May.
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A bloodhound!
What is a polar bear’s favorite snack?
What is a polar bear’s favorite snack?
Brrrrrittos.
Why should you never break up with a goalie?
Why should you never break up with a goalie?
Because he is a keeper.
A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm.
A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm.
He says “A beer please! And one for the road!”
Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers?
Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers?
In case he got a hole in one.