Deja vu

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Deja.

Deja who?

Knock! Knock!

An abridged history of medicine

AN ABRIDGED HISTORY OF MEDICINE: “Doctor, I have an ear ache.”

2000 B.C. – “Here, eat this root.”
1000 B.C. – “That root is heathen, say this prayer.”
1850 A.D. – “That prayer is superstition, drink this potion.”
1940 A.D. – “That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill.”
1985 A.D. – “That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic.”
2020 A.D. – “That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root!”

Ham Sandwich

A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer.

The bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”

Bathtub

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Dwayne.

Dwayne who?

Dwayne the bathtub! It’s overflowing!